Rapper Gets Placed Out of Service
Posted on December 20, 2007
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R. Kelly’s tour buses are sidelined due to no logbooks.
According to the article, rapper R. Kelly was traveling through Utah on Tuesday December 18, heading to Chicago from Sacremento, where he had performed on Sunday. He was traveling in a convoy of 4 tour buses. The Utah Highway Patrol clocked the lead bus going 101 MPH, with the others close behind. The troopers checked the bus drivers’ logbooks: none of them had up to date logs, so all were placed Out of Service for 10 hours. Yet it gets better. R. Kelly then missed a scheduled court appearance in Chicago on Wednesday, where he had to appear on a charge of videotaping himself having sex with a 14 year old. Apparently, R. Kelly is the rap version of John Madden, and won’t fly.
What’s the moral of this story? If you’re going to videotape yourself having sex with a 14 year old, make sure your logs are up to date, and your bus isn’t going 101 MPH. (Politically correct note: ASC, Inc. does not condone having sex with 14 year olds. We thought that went without saying, however, apparently there are some PC people out there, undoubtably voting for Hillary Clinton, who need it spelled out.)
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