Squeaky is Undefeated!!
Posted on November 10, 2007
Filed Under SPORTS
I have turned over the handicapping duties for now to my cat Squeaky. I have been well below .500 this year, so virtually no matter what Squeaky does, it’ll be an improvement. Squeaky went 3-0 last week, including a BESTBET, as Dallas smoked the pathetic Eagles. So again, using the random cat treat method, we lined up treats, and turned Squeaky loose….. after all, he’s on a roll!
PITTSBURGH -10 over cleveland Squeaky is impressed with the Steelers, as no matter who’s hurt, or what the circumstances, they show up and smoke people. The Steelers are now in the running for a bye week, as they are right on the heels of the Colts, so the Steelers should give an A effort against their rival from up the Turnpike.
buffalo -3 over MIAMI The Dolphins will undoubtably beat someone this year, but it’s probably not going to be the up-and-coming Bills. Buffalo is starting to come of age, and will keep the pressure on for a wild-card by beating Miami. Or, so says Squeaky.
GREEN BAY -6 over minnesota The only rational for this pick that I can see is Squeaky hates cold weather (which is now rolling here in Pennsylvania), and he figures that the dome team Vikings, with Adrian Peterson from southern Oklahoma will not fare so well in chilly Lambeau Field. Well, I just checked the weather forecast: 51 degrees at kickoff, so scratch that, Squeaky. Well, we’re not going to question the power of Squeaky, I’m sure he has his reasons.
And, now, back to the casino floor, as I am taking a well-deserved few days off in sunny Las Vegas. So far, we’re playing with house money, thanks to blind luck, and the inability of Army to score any points. Let’s keep it up! Go Big E! Go Bucks!
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