This week’s Sports Offering

Posted on November 24, 2007 
Filed Under SPORTS

Well, last week we were off the air, as the website went down for half a day.  Oh well, Squeaky had a bad week, missing with Tennessee and San Diego.  However, he did nail a BESTBET with the Eagles.  His record is now 2-0 BESTBETS, 5-4 overall.

So much has been happening in the sports world, but first and foremost, let’s give out a big shout to the Arkansas Razorbacks.  They went into Baton Rouge and defeated the unbeatable LSU Tigers, who have now lost twice.  Undoubtably, they’ll still be telling the world they’re better than Ohio State…   blah, blah, blah.  Yeah well, without a playoff, guess we won’t know, except OSU has lost once, not twice.  Besides, I’m not seeing much difference in our loss to unranked Illinois with their running attack, and LSU’s loss to Arkansas with their running attack.  Anyway, doesn’t matter, if OSU can get Oklahoma to win the Big 12 title game, we are IN!  Sooooooooooeeeee………PIG!!!!

Barry Bonds got indicted.  After four years, they finally indicted him.  It shouldn’t have taken four years, but the fact that they did it, after that long, means they have got the goods on him.  Which is great.  This is a guy who richly deserves to go down, and down he’s going, but hard.  Hello jail, Bonds.  Hello Hall of Fame purgatory, say hi to Pete Rose while you’re there.

Squeaky returns this week, although his appearance was doubtful earlier in the week.  He had locked himself in a shed for 3 days.  Apparently, he wriggled under the door, which then acted like a crab trap.  Squeaky goes in, but can’t get out.  Too many cat treats, no doubt.  Anyway, we found him, and he’s anxious to lay down the law:

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NEW YORK GIANTS -7.5 over minnesota:   Squeaky knows the Giants always beat the Vikings, and this should be no different.  Banged up Adrian Peterson, how are the Vikings going to score?  Giants pound Vikings.

JACKSONVILLE -8 over buffalo:  Normally teams bounce back after bad losses, and getting waxed 56-10 at home on National TV is a textbook bad loss.  However, this one was so bad, Squeaky thinks it will have the opposite effect, and demoralize the Bills.  Jacksonville is very good, and should beat up a depressed Bills team.

philadelphia +24 over NEW ENGLAND:  24 points?  Is my team that goddamn bad?  Ok, I admit, Squeaky didn’t really pick this game.  I took the Eagles treat and made him eat it.  He spit it out twice, but on the third attempt, I got it down.  McNugget won’t play, which gives the Eagles the best chance to compete.  Not that AJ Feeley is all that good, but for some reason, moron Andy Reid actually plays more to the team’s strength, which is running the ball, when a backup QB plays.  We should get a decent amount of Westbrook, and hopefully there will be some pride left over on defense to cover this ridiculous spread.

Buster Douglas knocks out Mike Tyson!  Eagles beat Patriots!  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Big E 

 

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